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Art of that one dumb bitch.

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Hwehwehwehweh.

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Permalink Honestly it’s the song parody that makes this picture— Don’t you disrespect me, Yes Man! Don’t you derogate or deride!You’re on my turf now, not your turf.And I’ve got friends on the other side. She’s got friends on the other side. That’s an echo, gentlemen. Just a little something we have here in New Vegas.A parlor trick, don’t worry.Sit down at the roulette; put your mind at easeCalm your tits and I’ll be able to do anything I please.I can see your future, change around some, too. I’ll look down deep into your heart and soul…You do have a soul, don’t ya, Benny?And make your wildest dreams come true! I got Jet and I got Psycho, I got shit I ain’t even tried! And I’ve got friends on the other side. She’s got friends on the other side. The cards, the cards, the cards will tell… The past, the present, and the future as well.The cards…the cards…Now just take three.And join me on a trip into your future with me. Now you, my friend, have traveled ‘cross the land!From toxic wastes to dunes of sand.I’ve been there twice. Trust me, not worth going back.Your plans are big, but your cash is gone.Ya gotta find a way to score, or ya have to move on. Fucked up too many times, eh, Ben?Ya want that place all to yourself, but House tied ya down.You just wanna be free, have control of place…But control takes caps…heh heh heh… It’s the caps, it’s the caps, it’s the caps that ya need!And when I look into your future, it’s the caps that I see. Now on you, Yes Man, I don’t wanna waste much time.You’ve been pushed ‘round all your life.You’ve been pushed ‘round by the Legion.Every human in the region.And if you SOMEHOW married…You’d be pushed ‘round by your wife.But in your future, the you I see…Is exactly the bot you’ve always wanted to be.Shake my hand. C’mon, boys…won’t you shake a poor druggie’s hand? Yes…Are you ready?! Are you ready!? Are you- ready?!Transformation Central! Transformation Central! Transformation Central! Transformation Central! Transformification Central! Can you feel it!You’re changing, you’re changing, you’re changing all right! I hope you’re satisfied!But if you ain’t, don’t blame me.You can blame my friends on the other side! Ah ha ha ha ha! You got what you wanted!But you lost what you had!